March 2012
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nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
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Note to self:
lyssalollygag:
When singing Lady Gaga’s “You and I” very loudly while blow-drying your hair, make sure you are, in fact, alone. Turning around to find your dad in the hallway after your very half-ass rendition is kind of embarrassing. Oh, and I sang “Wonderless” by Pierce the Veil, too.
Koala. Tea.
4 tags
4 tags
February 2012
friend: OMG I can't believe he rejected me! why am I such a hopeless romantic?!
me: one time a snack machine rejected my dollar and I was really hungry
4 tags
The feeling of having new and clean bed sheets.
